Love, in so many forms...

Got this in a forwarded e-mail. Shrugs.. it seemed interesting enough to spread.. haha.
I've added my own personal comment in curve brackets ( ).

Enjoy!!

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Article 1:
Statement of Love: THE KISS
(I won't say much here.. cause sounds pretty true to me..)

1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends

3. Kiss on the neck = I want you

4. Kiss on the lips = I love you

5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing

6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away

7. Look in your eyes = kiss me

8. Playing with your hair = I can't live without you

9. Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go

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Article 2: The Three Steps

1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him. (Get 'fresh'....?)

2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good. (Yet if a guy slaps a girl, it doesn't... That seems unfair...)

3. Guys & Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare (I'm definitely not gonna argue with this one!)

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Article 3: The Commandments

1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard. (Now... how hard is too hard?)

2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one. (What if she doesn't allow you to do that without permission?)

3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity. (Definitely take the opportunity to... Hahah!)

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Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:
(Spoken in the view of guys, it seems)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo

2. The way they call you after you just had a big fight

3. The way she says "let's not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....

4. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

5. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"

6. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...

7. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

8. Then the way they apologize for crying over something silly

9. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

10. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it!)

11. The way they say "I miss you"

12. The way you miss them

13. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...